"You ask me how I am; I lie and say, 'I'm doing fine'."
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Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1) Name? - Jessica

a wonderfull name that means "gracious gift from God"
dude that girl jessica totally move me.

2) Your Age? - 22

1) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.

1) Don't tote no 22's
2) Magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22's
3) Lil mama super thick, she say she 22

(All examples from Rick Ross' Hustlin)


3) One of your Friends? - Krystal

An irresistible beautiful girl who can make her very special sexy friend hard and horny and is very of it.

"I just totally scored a Krystal last night!

Dude, you'll never get a Krystal."

4) What should you be doing? - mailing drawings

Not yet defined.

5) Favorite color? - Green

yes... it is most definitely referring to the marijuana... and also, upon occassion, any substance with similar uses. too, properly, of course, it is a golfing term, but that;s really not very much fun, now is it?
'yo, where da green at?'

6) Birthplace? - Houston, TX

First word heard from the moon. The nation's fourth largest city and home to the Texas Medical Center (the world's largest) and NASA's Johnson Space Center.

Few cities in the world can match H-Town as a source for blues and rap talent. Home of ZZ Top and Beyoncé.

One of the best places to live, work, play, eat, play music, hear music, do art, see art, get sick, get well, work out, hang out, and make a decent living doing whatever your heart says you were put on earth to do.

"The U.S. economy can be up or down but there's always money to be made in Houston."

7) Birth Month? - April

the month were the sexiest bitches are born

"april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls r born lol"

(Christ, the grammar is atrocious...)

8) Last person you talked to? - Amanda

A women named Amanda is typically very beautiful with an incredible body and nice eyes. They are known to be very loveable. Amandas are envied by other women.

"1. Damnnn, Amanda's lookin' fine today, as usual.
2. I wish I was Amanda, shes so pretty and nice!"

9) One of your nicknames? - Jess

A Jess is a person who is generous, talented and kindly. The name itself means "wealthy", and this is true, as a jess will always be rich in spirit and personality. Also used by some kids to mean "awesome".

The term should not be confused with the Spanish jess (pronounced hess) which means a woman with low moral standards.

"Hey, don't you just love that girl?
Yeah, she's so jess."

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because it's much easier to rant about them than it is to journal about myself.